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  Some Pics of a Nice King Salmon I Caught!!!!

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  not bad eh?

  i caught this fish on the lewis river in sw washington.

  it was about an hour-long battle.

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  The funny thing about this fish is that it is a Spring Run Chinook. They aren't even supposed to be in the river systems until late next month. You can tell it's fresh oughtta the Pacific by it's nickel-bright sheen. This fish was soooooooo strong. Now, it's sooooooooo delicious. (My smoker is spewing smoke as we speak.)
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  Some Pics of a Nice King Salmon I Caught!!!!

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  not bad eh?

  i caught this fish on the lewis river in sw washington.

  it was about an hour-long battle.

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  Not bad eh? I caught this fish on the Lewis River in SW Washington. It was about an hour-long battle. Good stuff.

  -Breck
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  Hangover Cures

  by DigitalFokus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  how do you cure a hangover?

  --a little hair of the dog that bit ya-i.e.

  force down a drink (not really a viable option now days.

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  HYDRATE!!! Whilst hydrating, take a couple of Ibuprofin, a multivitamin, a Big Mac, choke down a pint of IPA, and smoke some weed. You'll be right as rain in no time.

  -Breck
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  has anyone ever...?

  by bonnzo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  while lurking, fading, or like me, a disgruntled dud who wishes to remain anonymous, found out that a fellow poster was a relative, friend, or just someone you knew?

  i found out about one when i first registered and eventually revealed myself because i trust this person.

  i just found another one that i dont trust at all!

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  I stumbled across my cousin while posting here a while ago. It was a really cool experience.

  -Breck
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  Cocktail Ideas Anyone?

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for my job, i need to come up with a couple dozen drink ideas for spring/summer.

  i need some fruity, tropical type shyte.

  i have quite a few that i've concocted myself, but being mainly a beer/whiskey sort of fella, my imagination is running a little thin when it comes to the frooty dpt.. any ideas?

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  MsMcDucket,

  Here you go......

  .......The Fuzzy Booty:

  1 1/4 oz. Hennessey

  3/4 oz. Hypnotic

  3/4 oz. Peachtree Peach Schnaaps

  Top with OJ.

  Serve in bucket glass packed with ice.

  Enjoy!
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  So, did you know any Janitors or Landscape people?

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lol!!

  okay i know this is a dumb question, but was it just me or did we seem to have a lot of janitors and landscape people in that religion.

  i did know a couple of higher paying professions in our congregation, nurses, large business owners and a couple of retail managers.

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  Rules & Regs,

  I got a tremendous amount of satisfaction from my experience as a landscaper. We did a lot of water features and other cool installation type projects that always made me proud to know that I had created something that looks so cool. There is nothing wrong with hard work. If you can become successful and make a good living from your blood and sweat, it only makes you appreciate what you have more. The brother that I worked for was a millionare too. I think though that he reached this status by employing underage kids from the Cong like me and paying them $2.00 an hour. lol.

  If the people in your neighborhood think less of you because you're a landscaper, f##k 'em.

  -Breck
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  So, did you know any Janitors or Landscape people?

  by free2beme in

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  lol!!

  okay i know this is a dumb question, but was it just me or did we seem to have a lot of janitors and landscape people in that religion.

  i did know a couple of higher paying professions in our congregation, nurses, large business owners and a couple of retail managers.

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  My first job @ 13 YOA was for this ornery old sumbitch named Aoki that paid me $2.25 an hour because he could get away with it to break my back in his landscaping business. (JW Elder, by the way). My next job was for a brother in the Hall that owned his own janitorial business. We cleaned the offices of Easton Aluminum (yep, Easton Baseball Bats and Arrows, etc). Then, my mom started her own house cleaning business and forced me to work with her scrubbing toilets for absolutely no pay whatsoever.
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  Death to the Pixies: A few questions, just for you...

  by AuldSoul in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  as an able apologist for jw dogma, i am wondering whether you give me answers with scriptural backing for a few questions.

  in other words, whatever your answer is i would like scriptures to support the answer.

  i hope that is not too much to ask.. (1) was charles taze russell ever the "faithful and wise steward" assigned to give people their "portion of meat in due season"?.

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  I wonder if Death To The Pixies likes Frank Black's solo work, and if so, what is your favorite record. Do you prefer Frank Black alone to Frank Black and the Catholics?
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  "Ice", "Meth" Is this a problem in your town???

  by ohiocowboy in

  1. social
  2. current

  i moved to dallas a few months ago, and started hearing about a drug that i hadn't heard of before.

  it is called "ice".

  evidently, it is a methamphetamine, and extremely addictive.

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  Meth is a pretty big problem here in Rural Washington and Oregon. Once I was approached by this tweaker who wanted to sell me this emaciated pit-bull that he had on a length of rope for $15. I told him I would buy his dog, and when he handed the rope to me, I told him to get bent and that I was going to get this poor dog some food and TLC. One of the advantages of being a large man is that most skinny, paranoid tweakers wont argue too much with me. Of course, he shouted curses and shook his fist at me while the exhaust fumes from my truck engulfed him. The good news? I took the dog home, gave him some food, a warm place to sleep, and plenty of positive attention until I was able to place him with a friend. Now, he's a pudgy, friendly, tail-wagging son-of-a-bitch who loves to go with me and my friend and my dog to the dogpark every Saurday. I hate it when I see tweakers/homeless folks who have pets that they cannot possibly provide/care for. Call me heartless, but if I see someone with a dog begging for money, I'll usually go to the nearest store and buy a cheap bag of dog food to give them.

  -Breck
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  Cocktail Ideas Anyone?

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for my job, i need to come up with a couple dozen drink ideas for spring/summer.

  i need some fruity, tropical type shyte.

  i have quite a few that i've concocted myself, but being mainly a beer/whiskey sort of fella, my imagination is running a little thin when it comes to the frooty dpt.. any ideas?

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  Whew!!! I made it!!! I managed to come up with 20 original drinks that encompass the wide world of liquor. Everything from Bulleit Bourbon to Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum. My Boss was thrilled. I got a big pat on the back and brownie points for this one. It's a cool feeling to go into any of 67 bars and see drinks on the menu that you concocted.

  I'm feeling a little veklempt.

  Thanks for all the input. You guys rule.

  -Breck